people who can graciously hide that they don’t like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said “he’s not my friend. i fucking hate him.” i lost 5 years of my life

this is normal. this is how normal people interact with each other irl without killing each other with rocks. if you can’t do this you should learn how immediately because it is a basic tenet of functioning as an adult in adult society. did no one tell you this? that you have to be civil to people you don’t like even if you don’t want to? because someone should have told you this when you were about 2 years old. I’m worried about you

so i know my mum’s password but my friend thought this was very odd so i want to find out. tag with where you’re from too!

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it's not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that's katie's url, she's had it forever, it's fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence